What is Taintsicle?
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The act of going into cold weather wearing only jeans after sweating. The cold then freezes the sweat on your balls and ass, causing a mild flux in thermal temperature around your taint, instantly freezing your balls to your taint.
"Man Mike, we shouldn't have ran up those stairs! My balls are sweaty, and fuck dude, its cold outside, i might get a taintsicle if im not careful"
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2.
A TAINTSICLE is when you stick your icy cold big toe between someone's balls/vagina and thier asshole. You are giving them a taintsicle.
Mark is sleeping so peacefully. I should wake him with a quick taintsicle job.
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