What is Taiwanese Dave?
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The product of an ageing man's relationship with a taiwanese pre-teen prostitute. The resulting lovechild, named dave after the ageing man's favourite previous sexual offence, was always destined to look like an oriental/white cross pollenation and wear thick rimmed glasses with lenses half the size of his eyes and be as boring as a day out at the house of commons. He has also taken on his father's love for under age girls of far eastern origin.
Who's going on the trip? taiwanese dave? there's no chance I'm going then. I'd rather sit at home and play with my chopsticks
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