What is Taiwanese Mountain Climber?


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The act of placing two naked Taiwanese women your shoulders and fingeringthem simultaneously with one hand. Meanwhile taking a bonsai tree and shoving it up your own rectum with your other hand.

tom- dude i got two Taiwanese hookers last night...

steve- please tell me you didn't do what i think you did.

tom- oh yah i did the Taiwanese Mountain Climber

See taiwanese, sex, rectum, fingering, hooker


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