Tajiki Wakeup

What is Tajiki Wakeup?

When someone is sleeping, and you straddle their chest, cock slap them a few times, and then urinate in their face.

Oh man, she pissed me off so much last night that I decided to give her a Tajiki Wakeup

See cock slap, piss, teabag, watersports

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