Tajiki Wakeup

What is Tajiki Wakeup?

When someone is sleeping, and you straddle their chest, cock slap them a few times, and then urinate in their face.

Oh man, she pissed me off so much last night that I decided to give her a Tajiki Wakeup

See cock slap, piss, teabag, watersports

Quasmitude

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Gay Insults

1. As old as "pull my finger," except with even less meaning. Person one: Dude you're such a loser. What a fag! Person two..

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