What is Tajma Hole Upholstery?


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Comprehensive percengenitation: when a lady gets her TAJMA HOLE STUFFED, her lum swept and her pink pantry serviced and replenished.

During the public ceremonies to celebrate the bicentennial anniversary of the Ball of Kirriemuir, widespread scenes of spontaneous TAJMA HOLE UPHOLSTERY occurred, as local folk of all ages relieved themselves of their inhibitions, underwear and body fluids and participated in a festival of traditional, Scottish houghmagandie.

Astonished Japanese tourists and American documentary film-makers, appreciating the hospitableambience, quickly discarded their cameras and Bermuda shorts and joyfully joined the orgy, becoming increasingly amazed, dazedand dorissedas the swirling of kilts and parting of sporrans continued long into the night.

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