Taka

What is Taka?


1.

to fuck a hot bitch

taka taka taka = fuck fuck fuck

I would love to taka that shit

See Jocko

2.

Taka is a rather entertaining person, in his actions, and speech. He is rather clumsy, has a lot of balls (i.e. he tries crazy stunts, though he rarely gets very hurt as he is made out of rubber), and often says things that are quite obvious, when he's trying to prove a point, or says things that are completely irrelevant or don't make any sense at all.

I think I'm gonna pull a taka and try for the double back flip.

Alright, but you're not taka, so just be careful.

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Taka: A legend in your own head, sounds retarded. A legend in your own mind is the right saying, it rhymes better.

Will: You're fucking retarded Taka, legend does not rhyme with mind.

Taka; And who the fuck are you Edgar Alan Pope!? (referring to Edgar Alan Poe).

See clumsy, asinine, klutz, crazy

3.

Short for takapuna

A: We're going to taka to see a movie.

B: Nah man come to the cinema in albany. It's hardcore good!

A: ok

4.

To quit a game of dotawhen there is a tiny chance of losing.

The AIM Chat Enginochat coined this phrase, in reference to their most prominent leaver, Takanaki N.

~This game sucks...

~OMG, YOU'D BETTER NOT PULL A TAKA.

See leaver, dota, wc3

5.

Originated in the town of Calumpit Bulacan, in the Philippines.

Taka means stupid / dumb / ignorant.

Taka ka pala e!

Sino ba yung taka na yon?

Taka ka talaga!

Wala nang mas tataka pa sayo.

Ikaw na ang pinaka taka sa earth!


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