Take Fitties

What is Take Fitties?

A spoonerism for "fake titties." Often used in polite company to express that a woman's breastageshave been enhanced with a boob job.

A: "Check out that chick's tig ol bitties!"

B: "Yeah, that hohas a nice rack, but she had plastic surgery. Those are take fitties."

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