Take Fitties

What is Take Fitties?

A spoonerism for "fake titties." Often used in polite company to express that a woman's breastageshave been enhanced with a boob job.

A: "Check out that chick's tig ol bitties!"

B: "Yeah, that hohas a nice rack, but she had plastic surgery. Those are take fitties."

Balke

1. a guy/boyfriend that tends to be genuinely perfect, extremely fine, and mind-blowingly amazing he is so balke! See amazing, fine, perf..

Pasnooch

1. a woman's reproductive organ or another name for a coward i smell fish...FRANK! CLOSE YOUR PASNOOCH! dammit jimmy, quit being suc..

Vaja Grande

1. You throw up in a bowl. Then you crap in the bowl. You swirl the two together. Then add the cereal of your choice. Street Name: aka the..

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