Take Fitties

What is Take Fitties?

A spoonerism for "fake titties." Often used in polite company to express that a woman's breastageshave been enhanced with a boob job.

A: "Check out that chick's tig ol bitties!"

B: "Yeah, that hohas a nice rack, but she had plastic surgery. Those are take fitties."

Up The Chuff

1. up the bottom (like what gay men do) That man has his winky up that other mans windward passage! Let's call this act "going u..

Oh Geeze

1. An exclamation used in response to something humorous, witty, surprising, innapropriate or just plain overly sexual. Benji: "Hey g..

Ztik

1. Except she isn't really his daughter. Apparently she's just some chick he's been "taking care of" for a while, ..

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