Take Fitties

What is Take Fitties?

A spoonerism for "fake titties." Often used in polite company to express that a woman's breastageshave been enhanced with a boob job.

A: "Check out that chick's tig ol bitties!"

B: "Yeah, that hohas a nice rack, but she had plastic surgery. Those are take fitties."

Kitten Gloves

1. To handle something with the utmost care. The girlfriend had the painters in, so I had to handle her with kitten gloves, lest she loose..

9 Armed

1. If something is 9 armed, that means it sucks, like Def Leppard. Dude, that band we saw last night was totally 9 armed...

Vrent

1. adj. gay; homosexual I met this dude on Crushridge on WoW, he was such a Vrent dude. See vrent, gay, homosexual, homo, idiot..

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