Take Her Temperature

What is Take Her Temperature?


1.

To probe a woman with a penis, which can be done orally, anally, or vaginally.

My wife looked a little under the weather, so I tried to take her temperature with my meat thermometer. She perked right up.

See oral, anal, fuck, dick


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