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Court appointed attorney.
I got sentenced to six months in county jail, for something I didn't do, because of my public pretenders..
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The act of attempted speech when an individual is far too drunk to move their mouth muscles in any but the sloppiest way.
Drunk: Aaou ..
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Cockney rhyming slang for cack (shit, poo, crap, turd)
Derived from the iconic image of the T.V detective portrayed by Peter Falk who a..