Take The Middle Edit Meaning

1. A place where your parents will send you to dissuade you from joining the Federal Service. People DIE in the Federal Service. You wanna ..

1. A store where their meat department enlarges your penis. They want to put their meat in your mouth I go to vons because it enlarges my ..

1. A p.c.'esque term for gay men in a relationship together. "I'm pretty sure they're...y'know...partner guys.&qu..