What is Take The Pipe?
1.
1) An insult, similar to "fuck you" or "you suck"; 2) a phrase used to describe when things are less than optimal, similar to "this sucks"; 3) to receive an erect penis into a body orifice.
1) Take the pipe, loser!
2) This movie takes the pipe.
3) Hal took the pipe ten times a day in jail.
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2.
Committing suicide, Irish-style.
Seamus took the pipe... apparently he was sick of the rain.