What is Take You To Church?
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When someone totally destroys you in a fight you are so terrified that you change your life to be as non-confrontational as possible.
Luis: I'm gonna beat yo ass!
Juan: Keep talking and by the end of the night I'm going to be take you to church
Luis: I'm a GANGSTA!
*After Fight*
Juan: You still talking shit?
Luis: ... I think I'm gonna start going to church...
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