Take You To Church

What is Take You To Church?


1.

When someone totally destroys you in a fight you are so terrified that you change your life to be as non-confrontational as possible.

Luis: I'm gonna beat yo ass!

Juan: Keep talking and by the end of the night I'm going to be take you to church

Luis: I'm a GANGSTA!

*After Fight*

Juan: You still talking shit?

Luis: ... I think I'm gonna start going to church...

See church, smack, revelation, punking


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