What is Take You To New Jersey?
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Have sex with you under the false pretense of a legally binding marriage.
I'm gonna take you to New Jersey like Will Smith did in that one episode of Fresh Prince cause that girl wouldn't screw him till they were married.
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Short and to the point, a fat man who jacks off, or a fat man that hasn't been laid and has no other choice.
"Looky here a ja..
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fun·ny ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fun-e)
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est
crotch ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kraw-ch)
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A Funny Crotch is th..
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A Biblical quote suggesting to take care of one's own faults and not just correct those of others.
- I think you need to lose weig..
