Take You To New Jersey

What is Take You To New Jersey?

1.

Have sex with you under the false pretense of a legally binding marriage.

I'm gonna take you to New Jersey like Will Smith did in that one episode of Fresh Prince cause that girl wouldn't screw him till they were married.

See frogs, ramen noodles, white water rafting, poop

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