What is Take You To New Jersey?
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Have sex with you under the false pretense of a legally binding marriage.
I'm gonna take you to New Jersey like Will Smith did in that one episode of Fresh Prince cause that girl wouldn't screw him till they were married.
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Self explanatory, a unnaturally high heel designed for optimal leg angulation. Typically a stiletto.
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The all inclusive non-vocal noise and visual disgustingness that is made when a queer takes a shit on top of a glass-top table while his..
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To advertise on roof tops, or adverts that show ariel views.
Roof top concerts.
our whole area has been rooftised by lincolndogs.
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