What is Take You To New Jersey?
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Have sex with you under the false pretense of a legally binding marriage.
I'm gonna take you to New Jersey like Will Smith did in that one episode of Fresh Prince cause that girl wouldn't screw him till they were married.
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A method of claiming one's seat when one must leave it for a short amount of time. See also dibs, fives. Obscure Northern Wiscons..