Taken To The Outlet Mall Edit Meaning

1.

A euphemism for "captured by fast zombies." In the role-playing game "HERO Madison," a person captured by the fast zombies is taken to the Johnson Creek Outlet mall for some nefarious purpose.

I'm very sorry, sir. It seems your son has been taken to the outlet mall.

See zombie, zombify, role-playing, game

2.

A euphemism for being captured by fast zombies.

We're very sorry, sir, but it seems Major Bill has been taken to the outlet mall.

See zombie, zombies, zombify, horror