Taking A Break From Guys Edit Meaning

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Coded word for a girl to her ex which translated means: "I've been cheating on you with a fat ugly stoner that works at Fry's because I'm jealous that you bought some girl a present and she's prettier than me and she's a gosh dawn cawlidge gurl and I ain't."

Or at least what I think it means, now.

Angie told me she was "Taking a break from guys" but her Myspace comments with that "Creepy guy" that wanted to be a girl for Halloween have shown me the truth.

See girls, slut, lying, bitch