Taking Captain Pickard To Warp Speed 5

What is Taking Captain Pickard To Warp Speed 5?

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Pulling your cock in a furious manner while locked in your bedroom after telling your parents that you have gone upstairs to 'watch Star Trek'!

"I am just off to bed mum as Star Trek is coming on and you want to watch Grey's Anatomy. Tonight it is my favourite episode when the Star Ship Enterprise is Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5!"

"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"

See wanking, choking the chicken, 5 knuckle shuffle, tossing off, jerking off

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