What is Taking Captain Pickard To Warp Speed 5?
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Pulling your cock in a furious manner while locked in your bedroom after telling your parents that you have gone upstairs to 'watch Star Trek'!
"I am just off to bed mum as Star Trek is coming on and you want to watch Grey's Anatomy. Tonight it is my favourite episode when the Star Ship Enterprise is Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5!"
"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"
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(n.) a sexual act that becomes necessary when a) the girl is on top and b) she is not being energetic enough to fufill the frictionary n..
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a series of redundant words combined to make a series of retardedly funny definition.
Dar- a root word implying something is retarded.
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its what jackie chan says in his animated cartoon when he's really really pissed because he knows that he'll never get laid
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