What is Taking Her Temperature?
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Euphemism for having sexual relations with an incredibly attractive woman, i.e. you're "taking her temperature" vaginally with your penis instead of a thermometer.
The gorgeous blonde paralegal with whom you work walks into your office, and your first thought is "I SO want to lick her pussy and take her temperature."
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The unexplainable desire to cut off one's own ear. Named after the artist who cut off his ear, then gave it to a hooker
Psychiatri..
