Taking Old One Eye To The Optometrist

What is Taking Old One Eye To The Optometrist?

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The "act"...fucking, getting business done.

I had a wild night with Linda...I was taking old one eye to the optometrist when Mom walked in on us.

See fucking, doing it, sex, humping, banging

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