What is Taking The Kids To The Pool?
1.
A. Most often a gesture of good faith by a parent who is faced by a number of screaming children demanding to go play in what us adults know better to be nothing more than a public children's washroom.
B. Taking a S**t.
A. "Help me find my keys, I really gotta take the kids to the pool!"
B. "Help me find the toilet paper! I REALLY gotta take the kids to the pool!!"
