What is Talan Torriero?
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lame. Origiates from "Laguna Beach: the Real OC" on MTV.
Cares only about his car (named "Egleclaw") and all his stupid Diesel.
Claims to have hooked up with every girl at LBHS (...twice).
Dropped out of high school over Winter break, now lives in an apartment in LA next to Frankie Munoz. Claims to be "working on his album".
Steve pulled a Talan Torriero and crashed his Yukon. Weak.
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A lady with breasts large enough to protect her nose from being injured should she fall flat on her face.
Wow, those girls have got ple..
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Picture yourself getting bucked in the face by a horse.
Now picture the same thing, but with a black man. And he's using his peni..
