Talance

What is Talance?


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One of the coolest guys on the planet. Speaks multiple languages, including Esperantoand Ebonics. Has saved the world at least 3½ times. With the looks of Brad Pitt, the auratory skills of John F. Kennedy (without the annoying accent!), the intelligence of Stephen Hawking, and dancing skills nearing that of Vanilla Ice, there are few who can compare.

I wish I could be like Talance.

Talance is my hero.

Oh no, I just Talanced in my pants!


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