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When a man sticks a cube of chedar cheese inside a pregnant womans vagina and then as the woman is about to give birth he inserts his di..
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Drinking a shot before getting tasered.
Dude, last night I had a taser shot and I'm still bruised from it.
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When a piece of equipment malfunctions, the proper response is to kick it as soon as possible in the hope that it rectifies the problem...