Talked To The John Edit Meaning

1. A vocal representation of a Human Duck-Fart. A quick, but full power fart. This word/sound really represents anything and everything. ..

1. When you wake up next to an unattractive girl alseep on your arm and you would rather chew your own arm off than wake her. Bruv who was..

1. fat person, usually middle aged I sat on the bus, next to some enormous spread-bottom..