Talking Salmon

What is Talking Salmon?


1.

A rare fish found in lakes and rivers of the Southwest USA that comes to the surface and makes noises resembling a young human, such as "Mama" "Dada" and "Baby want some milk".

John: Yeah, I'm going fishing at Pena Blanca this weekend. Maybe I'll catch some talking salmon.

Stupid bitch: Talking salmon?

John: Yeah you know, those fish that swim up and go, "Mama, Mama, baby want some milk."

Stupid bitch: Oh.

See zach


1

Random Words:

1. Anything pertaining to or involving something so cool or rad that is litteraly a festival of total gnarliness. "Dude, the moive Sh..
1. 1. your closest life long buds, best friends 2. guys who often moon from a moving blue olds dating back to the mid-80's. 3. TP, h..
1. A temporary ailment, resulting in typing much like that of people who shit on their keyboards and choke on their pants. "That guy ..