Talking Salmon

What is Talking Salmon?


1.

A rare fish found in lakes and rivers of the Southwest USA that comes to the surface and makes noises resembling a young human, such as "Mama" "Dada" and "Baby want some milk".

John: Yeah, I'm going fishing at Pena Blanca this weekend. Maybe I'll catch some talking salmon.

Stupid bitch: Talking salmon?

John: Yeah you know, those fish that swim up and go, "Mama, Mama, baby want some milk."

Stupid bitch: Oh.

See zach


1

Random Words:

1. When you have a webcam and you take off your t-shirt and show your boobsto the person on the other side for a second. guy- Hey, can i g..
1. A word used in extreme casses, when a substance is about to erupt. "That drink is about to fizzicate." See sexy beast..
1. (V.)You fool around with a girl. She fools around with a different guy. You fool around with her again. This all takes place within a sh..