Talking Salmon

What is Talking Salmon?


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A rare fish found in lakes and rivers of the Southwest USA that comes to the surface and makes noises resembling a young human, such as "Mama" "Dada" and "Baby want some milk".

John: Yeah, I'm going fishing at Pena Blanca this weekend. Maybe I'll catch some talking salmon.

Stupid bitch: Talking salmon?

John: Yeah you know, those fish that swim up and go, "Mama, Mama, baby want some milk."

Stupid bitch: Oh.

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