What is Talking Salmon?
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A rare fish found in lakes and rivers of the Southwest USA that comes to the surface and makes noises resembling a young human, such as "Mama" "Dada" and "Baby want some milk".
John: Yeah, I'm going fishing at Pena Blanca this weekend. Maybe I'll catch some talking salmon.
Stupid bitch: Talking salmon?
John: Yeah you know, those fish that swim up and go, "Mama, Mama, baby want some milk."
Stupid bitch: Oh.
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