What is Talking To The Count?
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The Mountain Peak of overtired. When someone is "Talking to the Count" coherent words cease to come out of there mouth. In the most extreme of cases, the effected being may start to talk to an imaginary figure. Many imaginary figures have been reported, the most common being The Count from sesame street. The reason why, is still unknown.
Amy: Hey Chris, why are you acting so strange?
Chris: One bat, Muh ha ha ha... man your funny...
Amy: Are you talking to the Count?
Chris: Two bat, Muh ha ha ha...
Amy: God, you are talking to the count.
Chris: Three bats?
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