Tallahassee

What is Tallahassee?


1.

Tallahassee is the capital of Florida, up in the north end of the state near Georgia. The land is less flat, more wooded; the people not as hurried or transient. In the eighteenth century the population centers of old Florida were Pensacola in the panhandle and St. Augustine on the Atlantic--too far apart to be managed under a single provisional government. Officials went looking for a spot in between. But the Talasi Indians were already on that spot, so the officials told the Indians they needed to borrow their village for about three hundred years. Modern day Tallahassee centers around Higher education FSU, and FAMU too large universitys are located here, Government the state government resides here, Football and drinking.

Let's go to Tallahassee and catch a noles' game.

2.

A boring town that is small enough to be boring but big enough to have gangs and ghettos. There are too many rednecks and thugz. There are a couple famous people from Tallahassee, like NFL first round draft picks Antonio Cromartie and Ernie Sims, and rapper T-Pain. On Lost, somebady said "I went to tallahassee once. It was all strip malls and waffle hauses!" Dont come here it sucks

"I went to tallahassee once. It was all strip malls and waffle hauses!"

See tallahassee, tally-ho, tallahasee

3.

1. The capital of Florida.

2. Known as "The 850", "Tallyho", "Tallahizzle"

3. Has a large local music scene, both discovered and un-labeled.

1. "Have you visited Tallahassee yet? I visit every year for the parades."

2. Rapper T Pain is from lil' ol' Tallyho.

3. A local band from tallahassee MayDay Parade is starting to get big, whereas others such as xNo Excusesx and Shoeshine Danny are not.

See 850, tallyho, local

4.

A town close to Thomasville t-vizzle} (where I live). Thomasville doesn't have anything so people head over to Tallahassee to buy stuff. I personally love going there...its only about 30 minutes away (15 if you speed...). I've learned that the people who live there hate it though.

Tallahassee is the capitol of Florida.

5.

Tallahassee - a/k/a "Tallahooterville" - is noted for its traffic jams during football season, drunk driving, Hooters contests, and tourists who come in from other southern states to contest presidential elections. Stay & experience the southern hospitality & be greeted Saturday mornings by a knock on your door from religious wingnuts who'll attempt to convert you and then, should you politely decline, condemn to the firey pits of hell. The newer State Capitol Building sits "proudly" at the bottom of Apalachee Parkway as one of the most phallic structures on the planet (replete with testi-like strucures, one to each side of the well, um. let's just call it the tallest, " Enzyte"-like building ever erected downtown). The restaurants that have palatable fare can be counted on half a hand, and once you're done going to the museum (which will take all of an hour it's so small), you won't have much else to do but eat, sigh, and avoid getting swarmed by mosquitos - the "state bird" (a joke that you'll hear at least 10x from the locals), although the more noteworthy bird appears to be the one tourists flip while driving away after they've discovered it was a complete waste of their free time to ever set foot in the place.

Their (insipid) slogan: "Keep it sassy, Tallahassee."

What their slogan should be:

"For pity's sake, whatever you do go farther south if you want to experience Florida; this place is the ass-end of Georgia."

See tallahassee, dull, humid, chads

6.

Tallahassee has alot of thugs i went there and i saw alotof black people barely any white i thought i was gonna get shot but it is a fun place to live.

Tallahassee is a fun and scary placeto live

See tallahassee, thugs, fun, cool, scary

7.

1. The capitol of Florida where FSU is located.

People in Tallahassee are either the students of FSU/TCC and/or black/rednecks.

2. the top-ten "most boring city" in the United States.

The only entertainment you could find here are the strippers and the prostitutes.

1. Go to prison rather than living in Tallahassee.

See boring, fucked, tallyho, rednecks, pussy


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