What is Tallahassee Land Shark?


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When you bend a girl up against the wall (with her pants off), step back approximately 50 ft., and with your hard-on, sprint at the girl... your goal being to stick your erect penis into her already-ludbricated vagina.

I gave my girlfriend a Tallahassee Land shark for the first time last night and accidentally made a new hole between her vag and asshole. I said sorry though.

See tallahassee, land, shark, vagina


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