What is Tallahassee Pelvic Cruncher?


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When a man and woman are having love, they are both on there knee's doggie style facing away from each other then when they start to cum they both have diarhea on each other.

Kent gave Sally the tallahassee pelvic cruncher at my party the other day and left a real mess.

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