What is Talps?
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2.
Originally a word created by Dylan Bouscher and his friends, it is meant to describe a moment so horrible it is the exact opposite of climaxing during ejaculation. It is the word "splat" reversed.
Dude, I just got an F on a test, talps...
Oh wow, I talpsed!
My computer broke down on me? TALPS!
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much like when you say something is so good, you ejaculated, (splat), talps is the reverse. it is splat backwards
when something really sucky happens, it is talps
dude, my girlfriend of 8 years cheated on me with that fat smelly guy? talps...
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some assholes stole my car! this is so talps
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