Talps

What is Talps?


1.

Tight Ass Lesbian Prudes

Dude those chicks are total talps

See talps, talp, prude, annoying, preps

2.

Originally a word created by Dylan Bouscher and his friends, it is meant to describe a moment so horrible it is the exact opposite of climaxing during ejaculation. It is the word "splat" reversed.

Dude, I just got an F on a test, talps...

Oh wow, I talpsed!

My computer broke down on me? TALPS!

See splat, jizz, ejaculation, masturbation, reverse

3.

much like when you say something is so good, you ejaculated, (splat), talps is the reverse. it is splat backwards

when something really sucky happens, it is talps

dude, my girlfriend of 8 years cheated on me with that fat smelly guy? talps...

or

some assholes stole my car! this is so talps

See talps, lame, weaksauce, lameburger, wtf


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