Talts

What is Talts?

They All Look The Same.

Mary: Why is Michelle Obama at a Bush rally without Barack?

Jim: That's Condoleezza Rice.

Mary: Oh, I always get them mixed up!

Jim: It's OK, TALTS anyway.

Ed: I think I saw Chris Rock on the Subway yesterday.

Dave: No way Chris Rock takes the subway, you must be suffering from TALTS!

See they, all, look, the, same

1. A fucked up dad that looks and touches his innocent children, and other younger girls. Daughter of the W: My dad was staring at my ass ..

Envelope

1. You lick it. It is shoved in your slot. Weeee, sexual innuendo time! Envelope! Whipped cream! Pipe cleaners! 2. An ancient device t..

Chill And Play Some Gamecube

1. Slang phrase often used as a pickup line for homosexual male date rape, often among the college bro scene. Hey bro, wanna chill and pla..

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