Talts

What is Talts?


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They All Look The Same.

Mary: Why is Michelle Obama at a Bush rally without Barack?

Jim: That's Condoleezza Rice.

Mary: Oh, I always get them mixed up!

Jim: It's OK, TALTS anyway.

Ed: I think I saw Chris Rock on the Subway yesterday.

Dave: No way Chris Rock takes the subway, you must be suffering from TALTS!

See they, all, look, the, same


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