What is Tam Matthews?
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Headmaster of Ashbury College, and an all around hypocritical propagandist douchebag.
Will always say hello to you in the hallways, even if he doesn't say your name, and when greeting, often makes a very Hitler-like gesture with his right hand.
Believes firmly in the Ashbury core values, and the strength of the Ashbury community. In his quest for ultimate understanding and academic achievement, he will link every event, even nominal and unrelated ones, to the Ashbury core values, showing just how well he has led the school to a better place.
Often asks himself "What would Martin Luther King do?", and is very proud of Tait Becke for his musical achievements, and John Conway for his dedication to sports.
Student one:"I just was greeted by Tam Matthews"
Student two:"Oh, did he give you the Nazi hand flip and talk about Ashbury's core values?"
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