Tam Shank

What is Tam Shank?


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the act of loving oneself (see wanking) in order to put off a more valuable task, because the long term value of this task is clouded by the short-term desire to love oneself

On a Sunday morning Pete knows that he should go to the library, but he prefers to stay home and have a tam shank

See procrastination, spanking the monkey, choking the chicken


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