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When one gets on a table without your pants on, and swing your junk left to right.
I did a Grandfather-Clock to your mom..
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When you're taking a crap and it comes out like little cannon balls.
Dude, I've been crapping out the cannonball pooplets lat..
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best insult i ever heard for a balding bastard. can be used in conjunction with verbs such as useless streak of belsen piss or mother fu..