Tamlyn

What is Tamlyn?


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A breed of human made of pure amazingness. Seeing, hearing, tasting, touching, smelling any sort of Tamlyn-like thing with cause a severe brain implosion. The only way to combat the awesomeness of a Tamlyn is with shitty Rage Against the Machine music, though in most cases it only angers the Tamlyn and does not stop it. To placate a Tamlyn you must feed it delicious food and hand over all valuables.

"Hey is that awesome or what?"

"Yeah, but oh SHIT, is that a Tam-"

BOOOOOOOOMPSHHHHHH. *Brain implosion*

"Yeah, that had to be a Tamlyn*

See awesome, love, bitches, yeah


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