Tampenis

What is Tampenis?


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When a girl is knowingly on her period but does not have a tampon, so instead she finds a non - attractive guy to have sex with, covering his penis in blood.

Tyler " Dude you had sex with that hot piece of ass last night "

Weston " Yeah but she was just using me for a Tampenis, and I not only had to clean it off after, but i contracted HIV

See tampon, cooch, coochie, blood, vaginal fluid, cheese, yeast infection


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