What is Tampon Dick?
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semi-equivalent to a "pencil dick" although has a slightly larger circumference.
"So I met this guy last night, and he totally had a tampon dick, why the hell would I have sex with a guy with a dick that size when I could just use a tampon and get the same results?"
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When you recieve a blumpkin from your grandma while your rabbit eats a carrot
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