What is Tampon Dick?
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semi-equivalent to a "pencil dick" although has a slightly larger circumference.
"So I met this guy last night, and he totally had a tampon dick, why the hell would I have sex with a guy with a dick that size when I could just use a tampon and get the same results?"
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Taken from the cannibal corpse song "hammer smashed face" it can be used as a descriptive word detailing how drunk someone is...
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Used for calling someone gay.
"he looks likes he eats quiche"
"you quiche eater!"
See batty boy, gay, homo, poof..