Tampon Dick

What is Tampon Dick?


1.

semi-equivalent to a "pencil dick" although has a slightly larger circumference.

"So I met this guy last night, and he totally had a tampon dick, why the hell would I have sex with a guy with a dick that size when I could just use a tampon and get the same results?"

See dick, tampon, pencil, cock


51

Random Words:

1. to pull a Laura-Sian, eg - cocking up, saying something very idiotic, foolish behaviour often resulting in being hospitalised etc. based..
1. Someone or something that passes infections or diseases onto others that are in close contact. I think i caught this flu from Simon, ev..
1. Meaning was very good, or was a good plan, idea, etc) Man! Those nachos sure hit the spot! 2. AND hit the bull's-eye to be refr..