Tampon Dick Fart

What is Tampon Dick Fart?

1. A friend who is very nice to you, because he treats you with respect and dignity because of your personality and looks.

2. Can be found at CVS for $1.99.

3. Your teacher who gives you many quizzes.

4. Your mom or dad's Chinese name, or favorite food.

I said to my friend, because I looked up the definition on slangdefine, "Hey (insert name here), you are a Tampon Dick Fart."

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