Tampon Jockey

What is Tampon Jockey?

1. Noun. Referring to a male. Just a couple steps below your basic douche bag.

2. Whiner. Man who constantly complains like a 15 year old bitch.

"Ron was being such a Tampon Jockey last night!"

"You guys, it's late. I want to go!"

"Oh Ron, Don't be such a Tampon Jockey"

See tampon, jockey, douche, bag, bitch

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