What is Tampoon?
1.
the female version of a tool. a girl or woman who tries too hard. a poser.lacks the mental capacity to engage in an intelligent conversation. acts stupid on purpose and thinks it's "hott" or cuuute".
That tampoon thinks carson daly is hot
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2.
the kind that shoot! a tampon used as a harpoon gun or missile
directions: first remove from wrapper. remove tip of applicator with knife or scissors. hit the back with the force(or the palm of your hand) and send the vaginal raper flying!
sam: no, do not attack me with your tampoon!
sean: in your face eskimo!
sam: oh the horror!
sean:*insert mind fucking powers here* swoosh!
sean: i just tampooned me an eskimo!
Sean: mind fucking powers, sir!
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3.
to insult somone with tampoon meaning they are a tomponed poon
johnyboy:fuck you sean your a fucking tampoon!
sean:whats that?
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4.
when one uses a tampon as a harpoon usually takin place by a thrust of the forearm in a forward action to throw the tampoon diectly at ur targets face
tj:dude ryanne is so annoying at work
drew: you should just tampoon her, that will shut her up
tj: yea i should!
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5.
'tam-'pün tr.V. To prank somebody through the use of tampons soaked in red food dye in order to have the appearance of real used tampons and sticking them to cars, windows, houses, mailboxes, etc.
Similar to
Tampooning Sandy's car last summer was quite a rush.
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6.
n. a pod, or grouping of more then two women, heading towards a bathroom to discuss the location, to talk about the people at the table, to freshen up, and to use the bathroom.
As Justin sat eating his dinner, he recognized one of the cliquey girls in the passing tampoon.
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7.
(Intransitive verb.) To be wearing a tampon.
I wanted to go down on her last night but then I found out she was tampooned and took a raincheck.
