What is Tan Junkie?
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Girls, usually ages 11-19, who spend most of their time and money baking it up at the local tan salons. Usually blondes who fry their skin until they could pass for native americans or even African Americans. However, the bleach blonde hair looks horribly unnatural with their new skin-tone.
Will get skin-cancer before they can legally drink.
Ironically, most don't really care.
"Dude, whatever happened to your exgirlfriend Sally. She was hot"
"Nah dude, she turned into a tan junkie"
"Shame. She was bangin'. Now she's just a stereotypical yuppie"
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