What is Tan Junkie?
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Girls, usually ages 11-19, who spend most of their time and money baking it up at the local tan salons. Usually blondes who fry their skin until they could pass for native americans or even African Americans. However, the bleach blonde hair looks horribly unnatural with their new skin-tone.
Will get skin-cancer before they can legally drink.
Ironically, most don't really care.
"Dude, whatever happened to your exgirlfriend Sally. She was hot"
"Nah dude, she turned into a tan junkie"
"Shame. She was bangin'. Now she's just a stereotypical yuppie"
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To leave unexpectedly and candidly; To suddenly exit the premises with no warning or notification; typically while extremely intoxicated..
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A shit so demonic the foul stench has abandoned the toilet and crept through rooms and hit unsuspecting victims.
Dennis: What the fuck?..
