Tan Man

What is Tan Man?


1.

An alcoholic, beat up, bum, with an unnatural year long tan that meanders about the suburbans of small seaside towns, occasionally stealing roast beefs from local supermarkets.

You hear about tan man gettin caught again for stealin that sterloin from safeway?

See tanman, bum, drunk, junkie, tool

2.

1. Concept of the ultimate product of miscegenation or race-mixing, the point when multi-ethnic oreo becomes mono-ethnic mongrel race, may more broadly be applied to the idea of a dystopian future where the "melting pot" has totally "melted" and every human being is ethnically identical, and individual cultures have disappeared in favor of a super politically-correct/tolerance-obsessed global one.

1. Dude, do you see that pregnant Filipino lady holding hands with Lenny Kravitz? Yeah hopefully she miscarries and they won't release the Tan Man upon the world! 2. I saw Barack Obama on TV and he is the closest thing I have ever seen to the Tan Man. 3. Black people, defend yourselves from the advances of the Tan Man! 4. White people, defend yourselves from the advances of the Tan Man! 5. Arabs, defend yourselves from...you get the idea.

See melting pot, aryan, mulatto, purity


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