What is Tana?
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A girl who wears tight pants to show off the curvurture of her firm shapely behind. Has short razored brown hair and a pair of ginormus knockers that she uses to make her such a great salesperson.
Have you seen Tana? When she walks her tits bounce up and down and up and down and up and down. All the guys want Tana to eat their bananas.
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The coolest chick ever, from Lynnhood washington
The most bomb chick on earth, everyone loves her especially her homey Chris!
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A strange girl, usually greek, hermaphroditic, and into Final Fantasy. Normally, it is a fan of FFVII's Cloud x Tifa character pairing. We USUALLY call this kind of fan a Clito, but because of the extremity of this fandom, we call it a Tana. Tana's are virgins for their whole lives.
"Don't talk to that girl, Tom, she's a Tana."
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A stupid ass blonde who is the biggest smut in the world. She is a skanky, slutty, whore, that will do anything with any guy she sees. Her feet are like a mans, and her face is like a monkey's ass.
That chick was a total tana last night.
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