Tanassity

What is Tanassity?


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The ratio between how tan your ass is compared to how tan the rest of your body is. You want the ratio to be as close to 1:1 as possible.

Dude, hit the beach; your tanassity scares me.

Your tanassity is way too high

Haiku form:

Nice dark tan body

Your Tanassity is high

Chalk white ass and chest

See tanning, tan, nasty, ratio, boobies


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