Tandem

What is Tandem?


1.

The act of having sex while simultaneously being screwed in the ass.

I got tandemed last night by Gina and Rodger I can hardly walk.

2.

Adjective

A substitute for the politically incorrect term, "gay." Also can be used to describe something that is lame, unfortunate, or ridiculous or to replace the phrase, "no homo."

1. Dude! You're lookin' good today. No tandem.

2. You rollerblade to work? That is so tandem.

3. Mr. X: The bartender cut me off cuz I puked all over the pool table.

Mr. Y: That's tandem.

See gay, lame, messed up, homo, ridiculous

3.

When 2 or more people are extremely high simultaneously, and they begin laughing at the same time with neither one knowing what is funny.

How about this tandem we got goin' on here? Now pass that blunt, bogart.

See bogart, palsy, high, blunt, marijuana


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