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(1) to give a very rough hand job that hurts, yet somehow feels oh so good
(2) to masturbate with little or no lube
My dick is so chap..
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A would-be saviour who is incapable of fixing his own problems, but insists on saving you from yours. Salvation, in this case, involves ..
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when someone suggests you do something so outrageous that it is an insult to your entire life.
Larry: Hey Jen, you wanna come over toni..