Tan-in-a-can

What is Tan-in-a-can?

Tinted lotion that is supposed to make you look tan, although it usually just makes the users orange.

That girl is bright orange - definitely Tan-In-A-Can..

Ash Face

1. When you take your ass, spread your cheeks to the side, and gape your hole on someones mouth and fart straight down there throat. Omg d..

Gomco Clamp

1. A fucking scary device used to circumcise a penis. Kinda looks like Satan's toenail clippers, or maybe some German masochist's..

Porng

1. a vile and usurious sexual act performed for the viewing displeasure of others. Damn! Last night's orgy was the most vomit-inducin..

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