Tank Man

What is Tank Man?

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During the 1989 Tiananmen Square Protests in China, one man proved he had bigger balls than Chuck Norris, Obama, Jesus, and Roosevelt (both) combined by standing in front of a couple dozen Chinese Military Tanks and not letting them move for half an hour.

This guy (balls removed to make sure the image could fit on the web):

Tank Driver (upon sighting): Holy S***! Is like a half-man-half-tank!

Tank Man: You shall not pass!

Tanks remain for 1/2 an hour.

See china, communist, rebel, reagan, capitalism, communism, politics, tank, army, military, gun, guns n' roses, courage, balls, chuck norris, america, soviet union
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