Tank Wheeled Edit Meaning

1.

The act of having been wheeled (lip kissed) by a tank (i.e. a person who has a robotic disposition).

Although it may be hard to detect whether or not a person has tank wheels, here are some major indicators:

1) when approaching their victim, they tend to move as though on a train track

2) when cock-blocked, they emit steam from their ears

3) once they've reached their destination (i.e. their victim) they say "Choo! Choo! All aboard!"

"You've just been tank wheeled!"

See kiss, tank, victim, cock-block