What is Tanked?
1.
Two meanings:
1) Intoxicated, nearly always pertaining to alcohol.
2) When a film does poorly at the box office.
Person A: "Did you see the Hulk?"
Person B: "No. I heard it tanked, actually."
The Hulk
New York Minute
Glitter
Crossroads
Dungeons and Dragons
From Justin to Kelly
The Alamo
The Real Cancun
Troy
Spy Kids 1, 2 and 3
Gigli
Scooby Doo 1 and 2
etc etc etc
2.
To be excessively drunk
I went out last night and got tanked
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3.
excessively drunk. Usually used by a college crowd or a fraternity
dude Im fuckin stoked for the party tonight man we're gonna get fuckin TANKED!!"
( Push...crash )
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4.
when you get really really drunk and usually end up passed out, in a pile of trash, or lying next to someone you dont remember fucking.
Kelly got tanked last night.
5.
SEVERLY intoxicated
Damn mang, all those beers got me fucking TANKED. I can't even walk straight.
You feel like getting tanked tonite?
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6.
To tank something is to do badly or at it, or
Me: Man, I just tanked the math portion of my PSATs.
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7.
continuously consuming alcohol with two underlying facotrs; you are overly intoxicated, and simply cannot drink any more(this should be determined by your fellow peers). "Tanked" status is quickly diminished upon vomiting.
you should've seen Karl at the house party last night- he was fucking tanked.
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