Tanked

What is Tanked?


1.

Two meanings:

1) Intoxicated, nearly always pertaining to alcohol.

2) When a film does poorly at the box office.

Person A: "Did you see the Hulk?"

Person B: "No. I heard it tanked, actually."

The Hulk

New York Minute

Glitter

Crossroads

Dungeons and Dragons

From Justin to Kelly

The Alamo

The Real Cancun

Troy

Spy Kids 1, 2 and 3

Gigli

Scooby Doo 1 and 2

etc etc etc

2.

To be excessively drunk

I went out last night and got tanked

See Chris

3.

excessively drunk. Usually used by a college crowd or a fraternity

dude Im fuckin stoked for the party tonight man we're gonna get fuckin TANKED!!"

( Push...crash )

See herbie

4.

when you get really really drunk and usually end up passed out, in a pile of trash, or lying next to someone you dont remember fucking.

Kelly got tanked last night.

5.

SEVERLY intoxicated

Damn mang, all those beers got me fucking TANKED. I can't even walk straight.

You feel like getting tanked tonite?

See eternalcrux

6.

To tank something is to do badly or at it, or fail. One usually does this on tests that one is unprepared for. Tanking is the verb of tank.

Me: Man, I just tanked the math portion of my PSATs.

See fail, test, flunk, bomb, ace

7.

continuously consuming alcohol with two underlying facotrs; you are overly intoxicated, and simply cannot drink any more(this should be determined by your fellow peers). "Tanked" status is quickly diminished upon vomiting.

you should've seen Karl at the house party last night- he was fucking tanked.

See drinking, booze, drunk, beer, alcohol


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