What is Tank-faced?
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Combines elements of both 
Tom: "How did Dan's birthday celebration go?"
Bill: "He was out of control, after a bunch of shots he was so Tank-faced we lost track of him. I got a call this morning, telling me to come pick him up at the police station."
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A short, young female who enjoys sex in every way possible.
That little pump troll took it in all three holes and begged for more.
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When the forces of the universe conspire against you within a small window of time to totally screw you.
I woke up late because a power..